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WE ARE WHO WE PRETEND TO BE

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We Are Who We Pretend To Be from Beachwood Brewing in Long Beach, California is a Gueuze-inspired spontaneous sour ale that channels the storied lambic tradition through a distinctly Southern Californian lens. It pours a hazy, pale golden straw with a fine, evanescent head. The aroma is immediately captivating — tart green apple, lemon rind, horse blanket funk, and a whisper of oak. On the palate, assertive acidity drives flavors of wild cherry, fresh hay, and aged citrus peel, underpinned by a pleasingly dry, bready complexity. The mouthfeel is light and effervescent. The finish is long, clean, and bracingly dry with a lingering tartness that rewards contemplation. A confident, artfully crafted wild ale.

ABV
6.4%
Bitterness
Mild
Citrus hop bitterness
SRM
golden6
PaceA Few
Where this beer sits
Body
lightfull-bodied
Sweetness
drysweet
Bitterness
mildbitter
Texture
crispcreamy
Balance
malt-forwardhop-forward
What makes this beer itself
funkysourtart
funky
sour
tart
citrusy
bready
dark fruit
Aroma
The nose opens with assertive tart green apple and lemon rind, immediately engaging the senses.
also:herbal,oak
not found:hoppy,caramel,fruity,smoky

Tasting Notes

AI-generated sensory profile for WE ARE WHO WE PRETEND TO BE

◎ Appearance

Pours a hazy pale golden straw with luminous clarity despite suspended yeast and fine sediment. A delicate, evanescent head forms and subsides quickly, leaving minimal lacing on the glass. The carbonation is lively and persistent, visible as fine bubbles rising through the body.

pale goldenhazy, brightfine carbonationephemeral head

◌ Aroma

The nose opens with assertive tart green apple and lemon rind, immediately engaging the senses. A striking horse blanket funk—earthy, musty, characteristically wild—underlies the citrus, with a whisper of aged oak adding complexity. The aromatic profile is confident and unconventional, reflecting the spontaneous fermentation at its core.

tart green applelemon rind, horse blanket funkwild, earthysubtle oak

◐ Taste

Acidity drives the palate from entry onward, with flavors of wild cherry and fresh hay emerging alongside aged citrus peel. A pleasingly dry, bready complexity underpins the fruit and tartness, creating layers of interest. The mouthfeel is light and effervescent, never cloying, allowing the wild character to dominate without heaviness.

wild cherryassertive aciditydry, breadylight, effervescent

◑ Finish

The finish is long, clean, and bracingly dry with a lingering tartness that invites reflection and encourages another sip. Residual acidity and the faint echo of hay persist on the palate without becoming fatiguing.

long, cleanbracing drynesslingering tartness
87
hopIQ score
Aroma
88
Taste
86
Appearance
84
Finish
87
Serve at 6–9°C

Serve at 6–9°C for the best flavour balance and aroma expression.

Pint glass

The classic — versatile, comfortable to hold and keeps the beer cool. No frills, no distractions: just the beer.

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About Gueuze

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