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Short's Thirstie Mutilator

Short's Brewing Company
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🌍 United States · Helles Lager · One of 141 Helles Lagers in hopIQ

Short's higher-ABV Munich Helles — 6.7% ABV, 25 IBU, soft-bready Pilsner-malt lean, gentle noble-hop lift, extra-smooth finish. Fuller than the standard German Helles template on purpose. Not to be confused with the Thirst Mutilator non-alcoholic hop water — this is the Helles beer, canned for shelf. The name is a Billy Strings reference.

ABV
6.7%
Bitterness
Lightly bitter25 IBU
Malt-forward bitterness
SRM
pale gold4
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How it drinks· Its pace, balance and relationship to the style.
Pace
sessionsipper
Balance
malt-ledhop-led
Style expression
textbookdistinctive
Taste structure· The backbone of the beer, regardless of style.
Body
lightfull-bodied
Sweetness
drysweet
Bitterness
mildbitter
Texture
crispcreamy
hopIQ take

Crisp mouthfeel.

The texture leads here, with everything else held in gentle reserve.

Wider bands mean we're less certain about the exact position.
Character· What makes this beer itself — not just another Helles Lager.
Hop character
hoppy
herbal
Malt character
bready
malty
Fermentation & yeast
clean
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Tasting Notes

AI-generated sensory profile for Short's Thirstie Mutilator

Appearance

Pale golden hue with excellent clarity and a fine, persistent white head that clings to the glass with visible lacing. The carbonation is brisk and evenly distributed, creating a lively visual presentation characteristic of the style but with added body from the elevated ABV.

pale goldenbrilliantly clearfine white headlively carbonation

Aroma

Clean, grain-forward nose dominated by soft Pilsner malt character with a gentle honeyed sweetness. Noble hops contribute a restrained herbal and floral lift without aggression, while the fermentation remains neutral and unobtrusive, allowing the malt and hop interplay to remain the focus.

soft Pilsner maltherbal noble hopslight honeyclean fermentation

Taste

The palate opens with a pronounced bready, malty sweetness that fills the mouth without cloying. Mid-palate reveals a gentle noble-hop structure balancing the malt, while the 25 IBU sits comfortably in the background—enough to provide definition but never harsh. The elevated ABV adds subtle warmth and fullness compared to traditional German Helles, yet the finish remains smooth and composed.

bready malt-forwardgentle hop balancesmooth bodyrestrained bitterness

Finish

The finish is clean and lingering, with a soft malty fade and a whisper of herbal hop character persisting on the palate. No astringency or off-notes; the aftertaste remains inviting and refreshingly dry.

dry malty fadeherbal echo
82
hopIQ score
Aroma
80
Taste
84
Appearance
85
Finish
80
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Serve & Enjoy

How to get the most out of Short's Thirstie Mutilator

Serve at 4–7°C
Refrigerate, then rest 2 min

Serve at 4–7°C for the best flavour balance and aroma expression.

Stein
Recommended for this style

The sturdy German stein maintains temperature and keeps carbonation intact. Built for long, convivial drinking.

Store in a cool, dark place. Check the best-before date on the label for guidance.

Food Pairing

What to eat with Short's Thirstie Mutilator

About Helles Lager

Style guide · what to expect · how to find alternatives

What is a Helles Lager?

Helles Lager is a distinctive beer style with its own characteristic flavour, aroma and colour. Discover what makes it unique and find similar beers on hopIQ.

Finding a similar Helles Lager

hopIQ matches by flavor profile — not just style label. A beer with the same bready, malty, clean character as Short's Thirstie Mutilator will score highly even if brewed in a different country or under a different sub-style name.

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