Beer Alternatives
Short's higher-ABV Munich Helles — 6.7% ABV, 25 IBU, soft-bready Pilsner-malt lean, gentle noble-hop lift, extra-smooth finish. Fuller than the standard German Helles template on purpose. Not to be confused with the Thirst Mutilator non-alcoholic hop water — this is the Helles beer, canned for shelf. The name is a Billy Strings reference.
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