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◎ Appearance

Pale golden yellow with a distinctly hazy, opaque character from suspension of yeast and hop material. A dense, creamy white head forms quickly and clings to the glass with good retention. Fine carbonation lifts the body visibly without aggression.

◌ Aroma

Tropical stone fruits dominate the nose—ripe mango and passion fruit leap from the glass, backed by bright citrus notes of lime zest and grapefruit. Simcoe and Mosaic hops deliver their characteristic resinous depth without overpowering; soft, clean malt provides gentle sweetness as a base. No harsh sulfur or yeast funk; the overall impression is clean and approachable.

◐ Taste

The palate opens with juicy tropical fruit—guava and tangerine lead the entry—before a moderate, balancing bitterness settles in the mid-palate. Light body carries the flavors efficiently without any cloying sweetness; the Mosaic and Simcoe interplay creates a sustained hoppy presence that avoids harshness. Finishes dry and clean, with lingering citrus pith.

◑ Finish

Short to medium finish with crisp drying sensation. Citrus and resinous hop notes fade steadily, leaving a refreshing, thirst-quenching aftertaste ideal for session drinking.