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Beer Hates Astronauts

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Candied berries, zesty peel and funky fruit marmalade are softened by subtle toasty caramel and a citrus fluff. Beer Hates Astronauts is a good-weird 7.8% SMaSH IPA, right at home on Half Acre's shelves, born from a comic collaboration and an April release. It returned to planet Earth just in time for C2E2.

ABV
7.8%
Bitterness
Strongly bitter
Citrus hop bitterness
SRM
golden8
PaceTwo or Three
Where this beer sits
Body
lightfull-bodied
Sweetness
drysweet
Bitterness
mildbitter
Texture
crispcreamy
Balance
malt-forwardhop-forward
What makes this beer itself
fruityberryfunky
fruity
berry
funky
citrusy
toasty
caramel
Aroma
The nose leads with candied berry notes and bright citrus peel, backed by a subtle funkiness that adds complexity without dominating.
also:hoppy,clean,tropical
not found:juicy,roasted,sour,smoky

Tasting Notes

AI-generated sensory profile for Beer Hates Astronauts

◎ Appearance

Golden amber with a light, translucent haze that speaks to the SMaSH approach. A modest white head forms and retreats quickly, leaving delicate lacing on the glass. Carbonation appears gentle and even, underscoring the beer's approachable character.

golden amberhazyfine lacinglightly carbonated

◌ Aroma

The nose leads with candied berry notes and bright citrus peel, backed by a subtle funkiness that adds complexity without dominating. Beneath these fruity layers sits a soft toasty undertone from the Malz, grounding the hop-driven aromatic profile. The overall impression is fruit-forward yet balanced, inviting repeated sniffs.

candied berriescitrus peelfunky fruittoasty malz

◐ Taste

Entry is clean and fruity, with the berry and citrus character translating well from the aroma into a bright mid-palate. A subtle marmalade sweetness emerges, softened by gentle caramel from the base Malz, preventing any harsh edges. Bitterness sits at a moderate 60 IBU, finishing the palate with a zesty, slightly peppery bite without aggression.

fruit-forwardcitrus snapmarmalade sweetnessbalanced bitterness

◑ Finish

The aftertaste lingers for a moderate duration, with citrus peel and a whisper of funky fruit fading gracefully. A dry, slightly bitter edge persists without overstaying its welcome, leaving the palate refreshed and ready for the next sip.

clean fadecitrus persistence
78
hopIQ score
Aroma
82
Taste
77
Appearance
74
Finish
76
Serve at 8–11°C

Serve well-chilled. Session IPAs are at their best cold — the lower ABV means less warmth to balance the hops.

Tulip glass

The curved shape concentrates hop aromas and supports a thick head. Essential for aromatic ales and IPAs where the nose is half the experience.

Drink fresh. Session IPAs are brewed to be consumed young — the hops are at their best now.

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About IPA

Style guide · what to expect · how to find alternatives

What is a IPA?

IPAs are hop-forward ales with 5.5–7.5% ABV and IBU 40–70+. Bold hop aroma — citrus, tropical, resinous — with firm bitterness and a dry, clean finish.

Finding a similar IPA

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