Cafri

Cafri is what happens when a brewery strips a lager down to essentials and calls it a day. There's a faint corn sweetness up front, maybe a whisper of grain, then it just... leaves. The carbonation is sharp enough to keep things interesting for the first few sips, but this beer doesn't ask you to think. It's clean in a way that feels almost clinical—which is exactly why it works at a crowded bar or on a hot day when thinking is the last thing you want to do.

Los Locos Mexican Lager

Los Locos has a slightly rounder mouthfeel—nothing dramatic, but you notice it. There's a bit more sweetness in the middle than Cafri, and the name-dropped 'Mexican' positioning suggests citrus or lime, though honestly it's more of a conceptual promise than something you taste explicitly. The finish is still dry, but it takes its time getting there, which gives the beer a touch more personality. It's still crushable, but it feels like someone actually brewed this rather than just assembled the minimum requirements.